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2/23/10

Rihanna definitely had fun turning 22 this weekend. Her new “friend,” Matt Kemp from the Dodgers, gave her a big surprise in a small package: a striptease courtesy of Bridget the Midget! Sources say Rihanna was told to sit in a chair while party guests gathered around her. Suddenly out came the midget stripper shaking it fast to the pop stars hit “So Hard.” Even though she’s had a famous string of boyfriends, it’s not surprising that it didn’t seem to bother her much the stripper was a woman. Remember when she wanted to be on-screen lesbians with Megan Fox? So not only is she openly comfortable with her sexuality, but it certainly seems like she knows how to party. More power to you RiRi. We know how you love to “Live your Life.”

Article by: Ruschelle Charles and Michelle Loeb

1/8/10

She’s one of the world’s sexiest actresses, but according to medical experts, Megan Fox’s dieting advice is for the dogs. The Transformers star claims to drink vinegar to lose weight and clean out her body.  “I’m not one for dieting or exercising, ’cause I’m lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth,” said Fox, “so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ’cause of the amount of sugar I take in.” But don’t reach for that bottle in your kitchen cabinet just yet! Dietician Lucy Jones told Britain’s The Sun, “The body, including the liver, is a well-oiled detoxing machine, which will not be improved by vinegar, whether it be organic, apple cider, unfiltered, or your bog-standard malt vinegar.” Guess we won’t see Fox fronting her own diet campaign anytime soon.  “As attractive as it sounds,” added Jones, “there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick fix to weight loss.”

Article by: Michelle Loeb

12/10/09

Add Rihanna to the long list of people crushing on Megan Fox. The sexpot movie star is a big hit with the boys…and in this case, one of the girls. “All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes,” said Rihanna. “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.” Rihanna’s new album is called Rated R and it sounds to us like she has some rated-R thoughts about Miss Fox. And if she gets her way, those might be coming to a theater near you. Rihanna said she’s “working on” transitioning to movies and hopes to one day work with the Transformers star. “I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that,” said the singer. “Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”

Article by: Michelle Loeb

Friday 11/13/09

Poor Megan Fox.

Poor Megan Fox. She’s been on the cover of many magazines, part of the successful Transformers franchise, and the lust object of men all over the world. But she can’t get other girls to like her. “Girls think I’m a slut,” Fox told New York Times Magazine. “If they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore.” Maybe the problem is not her looks but rather the interviews she’s given about falling in love with a stripper or being bisexual. Think so? Fox doesn’t. She’s been in the same on-again-off-again relationship with 90210 alum Brian Austin Green since she was 18. Her persona in men’s magazines is merely “a certain character that I play,” said the 23-year-old actress. “She’s not fully fleshed out — she doesn’t have her own name — but she shows up to do men’s-magazine interviews. There’s something so ridiculous about always being in your underwear in those magazines, and you know the interview is going to run opposite those pictures. So, there’s a character that talks to all of them.” Well, she certainly had us fooled.

Article by: Michelle Loeb